Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.
The wife suddenly noticed her husband had gone missing so she called him on the cellphone.
The wife said, “Where are you? I’m looking all over for you and we still have lots to do.”
He said, “You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?”
Her eyes filled with tears and she got all choked up.
“Yes, I do remember that shop,” she smiled.
“Well, I’m in the back of the gun shop next door to that.”